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and other stuff your Daddy should have taught you....

birthday calamities, crises & culprits

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

yup.
my 39th birthday sucked.
i always thought that mid-life crises falderal
was a bunch of hooey.

once again,
i was SO wrong.

mea culpa.

mid-life crises, here i come!
hooray!

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true or false tests - a damn sham

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

honestly.
how can anyone bear a true or false test?

by what criteria is it to be judged?
is a statement inherently true unless it is judged to be false?
or is it assumed to be false unless a truth is determined?

and what is truth?

so naturally i compared today's 567 question true or false test with WWI.

in WWI
the germans believed all men to be cowards,
unless one performed an act of heroism;
whereas the american philosophy was that all men are heroes,
unless or until they acted cowardly.

but don't quote me on that,
"If you're using your words it isn't quite a quotation, is it?"
[Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl, page 102]

i LOVE that book.
i might even BUY the book.
in Hardcover (emphasis mine) and not wait until april for the Paperback.

anyhoo, back to the true or false test.
i pose this for discussion...

statement: Last night it snowed three inches.

true or false question: Answer T/F, last night it snowed two inches.

answer: DAMN sham question. If it snowed three inches, then it had to have snowed 2 inches (as one cannot get to 3 without passing 2) but is that the Intent of the question? Sort of like who is buried in Grant's tomb. (no one, silly, one is entombed in a tomb, not buried)

#9 of 100 - Special Topics in Calamity Physics

Sunday, January 21, 2007

by Marisha Pessl

i love any book that could be labeled
"too smart for it's own good"

and if you want to know how i think
just read the forward.

(eerie)

Football & Tuesday Night Philosophers

Saturday, January 20, 2007

A recent discussion centered on the NFL's rule that a receiver must not only have two feet inbounds but also maintain possession long enough to perform a football act distinct from the catch itself.

"Why must there be the evidence of a new intention?"....it was asked. "If the receiver continues his intention to retain the ball, even if he performs no distinct action, why is this not evidence of his reception of the ball?"

Thus Spake Mountaineers by Steve Rushin in the January 22, 2007 Sports Illustrated (page 15)


i MUST engage these people at my next dinner party...

dogs drinking from toilet bowl

Friday, January 19, 2007

i think: ew, the dog is drinking from the toilet bowl

the dog thinks: ew, the human is using my drinking bowl as a toilet

discuss amongst yourselves

#8 of 100 - Fun Home, A Family Tragicomic

Wednesday, January 17, 2007


by Alison Bechdel

yeah, it's a "graphic novel"
looks just like the panels of Bechdel's
"dykes to watch out for"

and it's terribly funny in a wry, wrenching sort of way.

if i could draw, this would be my tale.
if my father had any decorating talent, i mean

#7 of 100 - The Sea by John Banville

Tuesday, January 16, 2007


this is the second time i've picked up the sea.
one must be in the mood to read the lyrical passages
(or studying for the SAT)
i do not recommend trying to read the sea
while watching and afc playoffs

just my opinion

book tag...you're it

Monday, January 15, 2007

i've been book tagged by mr. b-b (you know who you are)

page 123 of the nearest book.
type sixth, seventh & eighth sentence into blog.
rinse, lather & repeat.

as i read this, gina and i are playing scrabble, therefore the closest book is the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary (Newly Revised and Updated) 1998
inscribed by my mother
(and dad)
"to our amanda"

and so i give you:

CREEPER n pl -S one that creeps
CREEPIE n pl -S a low stool
CREEPY adj repugnant

#6 of 100 - You've got to read this book! (Title)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

You've got to read this book! : 55 people tell the story of the book that changed their life / [compiled by] Jack Canfield, Gay Hendricks, with Carol Kline

hrrrumph.
you most certainly do NOT got to read this book.
egad.

when 2 of the "famous" people claim 7 highly effective habits
and one bible life changer
i am left to wonder if the author(s) could have found someone
who was hit by a copy of proust in their youth,
broke their nose,
and THAT changed their life

#5 of 100 - Pink Think


Pink Think : becoming a woman in many uneasy lessons
by Lynn Peril

[could have been about 60 pages shorter.
i was depressed after paragraph 3.
an interesting report, albeit flawed for relying on vintage advertising to define femininity when even in today's media advertising does not accurately reflect reality.
think thin, white women with great teeth and clean fingernails.]

Book Description

From board games to beauty pageants, a smart, witty, pop-culture history of the perilous path to achieving the feminine ideal.

Deluged by persuasive advertisements and meticulous (though often misguided) advice experts, women from the 1940s to the 1970s were coaxed to "think pink" when they thought of what it meant to be a woman. Attaining feminine perfection meant conforming to a mythical standard, one that would come wrapped in an adorable pink package, if those cunning marketers were to be believed. With wise humor and a savvy eye for curious, absurd, and at times wildly funny period artifacts, Lynn Peril gathers here the memorabilia of the era —from kitschy board games and lunch boxes to outdated advice books and health pamphlets—and reminds us how media messages have long endeavored to shape women's behavior and self-image, with varying degrees of success.

Vividly illustrated with photographs of vintage paraphernalia, this entertaining social history revisits the nostalgic past, but only to offer a refreshing message to women who lived through those years as well as those who are coming of age now. 8 pages of color, 45 black-and-white illustrations.

(Book descriptions and reviews provided by Amazon.com)

#4 of 100 - The 9/11 Report

Saturday, January 13, 2007


The 9/11 Report: A Graphic Adaptation
by Sid Jacobson and Ernie Colón

i'm not one who can say that i necessarily drawn to manga
(no pun intended)
but this is an excellent "adaptation" of the
9-11 Commission final report


#3 of 100 - Imperium


Imperium: A Novel of Ancient Rome
by Robert Harris

A fictional novel about the "early years" of Cicero.

and it's impErium, not impOrium

imperium is latin for the power of life & death
imporium is pier one

reading the book was sort of like prepping for the second season of HBO's Rome.
it's all about backstory, baby

51 days off...

Monday, January 08, 2007

you know...my daddy was a florida gator.
(we aren't even going to go into that story of his sexual escapades with the football team)

ahem.

in any event,
WHO thought it was a good idea to have 51 days off between football games?

and more importantly,
WHO okay'd the pac-10 refs?

hmmmm?

51 days.
good lord.

#2 of 100 - The Green Age Asher Witherow

Sunday, January 07, 2007

The Green Age of Asher Witherow
by M. Allen Cunningham

[my comments in red]

From Publishers Weekly
A miner's son is immersed in the dark spirituality of an insular, mostly Welsh Northern California mining town in the mid-19th century in this gritty coming-of-age debut.

[sigh, when a review uses "gritty" i should just walk away]

When Asher Witherow is eight, he witnesses the burning of his best friend, Thomas Motion, in a horrific accident as the boys explore the caverns of nearby Mt. Diablo. Witherow hides his knowledge of the accident even as a search is mounted, a situation that intrigues Josiah Lyte, the boy's bizarre schoolteacher and local preacher who eventually gets cast out by the populace for integrating Hindu elements from his upbringing in India into his work.

[hm, er...ok]

Much of the novel deals with Lyte's mystical influence over his precocious pupil, but some years after the accident Witherow also enters into an ill-fated romance with his "evening friend," Alice Flood.

[mystical AND precocious]

Cunningham does a superb job of capturing the grim rhythm of life in the mines, balancing that material with fine childhood character studies. Occasionally, the author gets carried away and the spiritual material turns lurid, but the beauty of Cunningham's naturalistic prose and the strong characterization of young Asher Witherow make this a worthwhile debut from a noteworthy new author.

[oh forget it, the review was better than the book. naturalistic prose? what the HELL does that mean?]

Copyright © Reed Business Information, a division of Reed Elsevier Inc. All rights reserved.

[how you you think Elsevier is pronounced? probably like it sounds]

today's horoscope

Friday, January 05, 2007

my web horoscope:

Expressing your ideas in unusual ways gets results. If you've been holding back for fear of frightening the horses, it's time to give yourself free rein. People love it when you're totally and absolutely yourself.

oh sister...you have NO idea

i am ALL over being me.

release the hounds!

(poor horses, they picked to wrong day to stop their anxiety meds)

blou bear

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

it's pronounced BLUE BEAR.
and it's our first attempt at making wine.
and it's not supposed to be open until spring.
of 2010.
no, not really, spring 2007.

but some of us couldn't wait.
and one was open.
bottle # 4.

well, it wasn't edgy.
nor the worst wine i've had.
who know what will happen by spring.
of 2010.

The Good Wife by Stewart O'Nan

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Meh. The book was okay.

Basically it's great distinction is that it's the first book of 2007.

Yippee!

(Book descriptions and reviews provided by Amazon.com)

Stewart O'Nan's ninth novel, The Good Wife, begins with that classic harbinger of bad news: A phone call in the middle of the night. Small-town housewife Patty Dickerson, pregnant with her first child, has been waiting in bed for her husband Tommy to get home. When the call comes, it's from jail. Tommy has been arrested for murder after a robbery gone awry. He doesn't make it home for 28 years.

With his usual practicality, O'Nan kills the hope off quickly in The Good Wife. This isn't a novel of beating the odds but of enduring them. We follow Patty through her husband's long incarceration as she moves in with family, gets a series of low-paying jobs, remains faithful to Tommy, and raises their son Casey alone. These aren't unique circumstances--although they rarely form the stuff of fiction--and these aren't unique, unforgettable characters. Patty Dickerson could be anyone, and that's the point. This is a story of ordinary lives and small graces. O'Nan's refusal to dress things up (or down) is part of the charm of this clear-sighted, uncompromising novel. --Regina Marler

2007 New Year Resolutions

Monday, January 01, 2007

1. Play golf twice a week.
2. Have enough money to play golf twice a week.
3. Throw away any non-fountain pens and use my freakin' fountain pens.
4. Exercise more than quarterly.
5. Does golfing count as exercise?
6. Take guitar lessons.
7. Play Christmas carols at a holiday gathering on the guitar.
8. Read 100 books
9. Write 100 pages on a novel. (preferably my novel)
10. Get health insurance for my wife (the good state of NH does not see fit to recognize our marriage, rat bastards)

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