noticed in the bathroom that
something wasn't quite right.

i'm wearing my underwear sideways.
it's a thong.

oh, don't tell me you haven't done the same thing.
like maybe that one time in college...
when you were *experimenting*

the question remains:
whether to remove my blue velvet pants in the stall
and correct the underwear situation
or carry on as though nothing were amiss.

frankly, i'd rather not take my pants off in the bathroom stall at work.
(so many parts of that sentence are true)
...not at work
...not in the bathroom stall

and if i didn't notice that my underwear
was sideways
when i put it on at 6am
(sideways!)
how bad could it really be?