i've been craving a coolatta for about a week.
but i've been strong.
no coolatta with it's 40g of sugar
and other fang of satan evils.

but today...oh today
alas.
i tried.
my car doors were frozen shut.
the weather stripping ripped off
when i finally got the door open.
whoops.

drove to dunks
but my window was frozen shut
so i couldn't go through the drive-thru

went inside ordered a decaf/splenda blended
what i got was a hot decaf poured over some ice
and shaken (not stirred)

sigh.

i took one sip
walked through the door
spilled a couple of drops on my pants
and while i was looking down at my pants
the door swung back and knocked the whole bloody cup
out of my hand
and onto on the floor

alas, poor shaken decaf/splenda
i knew you, not very well