sung to the tune of red, red, wine

because it's been raining for about 40 day and 40 nights little children
all our firewood is wet.
not just a little wet.
but soaked to the bone wet
(does wood have bone?)

in any event, wet wood does not like fire
fire does not like wet wood.
rock and scissors are remaining neutral.
but paper, well paper can only do so much.

perhaps i should pretend i'm in scotland
and burn moss in the fireplace.
if i had any moss.