fine. it's 10/27 and i'm going back and writing
about the wedding
and honeymoon

shesh. so much has happened.
i took notes in barbados
(lest i forget my honeymoon)

did i mention calling 911 in the miami airport
because i'd gotten stung by a bee in barbados?
4 emt's showed up and recommended i apply
...benedryl

$100K for med school, my ass