went to ellie's christening
even attended the mass beforehand
(wearing armani, naturally)

the one thing that always reminds me of
church and sunday mornings is

donuts

and sure enough
after mass
there were donuts in the fellowship hall

except i missed the chocolate frosted ones
they were already gone.
the ladies auxiliary tried to push the
chocolate cake ones on me
but i saw through their ruse.
it's just not the same.