and the mean woman wearing it.
this morning when i was late
for my 7am eye exam

i got a *sneering* by a woman
wearing a
pale purple polyester pantsuit
informing me that i was late
AND there was another patient scheduled in 15 minutes.

she tried to call my cell phone
but said the number i gave her was wrong.
i said..well, you DO have to dial a 1 in front of it.
*you do?*

and there you have it.