here in scenic NH,
i have my choice in cable companies.
i could choose Adelphia
who filed for bankruptcy
or i can use my television as an aquarium
and read a book.

no matter...i chose Adelphia
for both is financial security
and its outstanding customer service

so not only do i not have the WB
because it's not considered a *local* channel
but i don't get Showtime-on-Demand
because, well, i just don't know why
but i don't.

i haven't seen Gilmore Girls in six months!
my life is a shambles.