so i was watching Lost ...
(she begins every time)

was it just me, or did you get all teared up when Lin said Sun was his dream.
boy did things go downhill fast after that...

oooo...a bitch slap.
damn girl.
and remind me again where the neiman marcus is on the island?
'cause that sassy blue bikini was very nice

and the 1/2 handcuff bracelet Lin wears
...all the rage

i LOVE Lin's wedding waistcoat

um..who picks up all the golf balls?
probably the counter girls at the Lost island
neiman marcus during their off hours ?

dog alert: 8:11 no collar. no lead. no nothin'.
does neiman marcus sell dog food?
'cuz vincent is looking at bit...what is the word...overfed

sing with me now...
the raft, the raft, the raft is on fire
we don't need no water
let the mother f*ck*er burn
(for the youngsters in the audience)

come on...you KNOW you were singing it in your head

that was HURLEY on the tv that Secretary Han's daughter was watching
did you catch it?

(cute sharpei...seriously cute)

now let me get this straight
they know they aren't the only people on the island
and they've been kidnapped
and killed by the *others*
and they STILL didn't put anybody to guard the damn boat?

8:44 dog alert. free and clean

and how, pray tell, did all the twine
(and every thing else for that matter)
NOT burn in the original fiery crash
that left them stranded on this crazy island?
in fact..how was there even enough stuff left
to build with?

and doesn't bamboo produce a hemp rope twine thing
used to latch bamboo together?

8:55 - round fat happy dog. and backgammon.
and dry firewood in a rain forest

did you see THAT coming?
will burning the raft.
of course you did.
you are so clever.

an ax?
where in god's name did the ax come from?
neiman marcus does NOT sell axes.
i just checked their website

so the batteries are done.
fine.
and claire is what...19 months pregnant at this point?

RUN hurley RUN

thank you and good night