so i call dad to tell him about the wedding

me: Dad, I got engaged!
dad: shut yo' mouth

seriously..that is what is said

me: um...yes..gina asked me to marry her.
we are going to have a wedding Columbus Day
i wanted to let you know and ask if you will
dance with me at my wedding
dad: well, i have a family reunion that weekend
and i'm the only living male relative...
me: oh. um. ok.