i have a tough time with questionnaires
especially the ones that only want ONE answer

for example:

1) how would you describe your eating habits?
a. no change
b. not hungry
c. always craving food

now wait a minute...
with the meds, i'm never hungry in the morning
can't eat much lunch
am STARVING by 7pm
and can't seem to get enough food before bed
so which letter is the ONE correct answer?

let's try another:

2) how well do you sleep?
a. no change in sleep patterns
b. don't sleep well
c. always tired

hell...i've never slept well so there isn't a change in that sleeping pattern, and of course i'm always tired, name me one adult over the age of 18 who isn't

one more:

3) last night is snowed 5 inches in NH. today it snowed 2 inches. if bobby's mother can make 10 snowmen in 3 days, what colour is mary ellen's speed racer?
a. plaid, naturally
b. lavender (mary ellen is totally a dyke)
c. 7 inches