.....to interview we go.

except that it isn't really an interview.
it's a placement service.
not really a headhunter
since they charge ME to find me a job.
and i think...hmmm...what if i just
paid myself $4K
and wrote it off on my taxes.
and gave my self a good talking to
and redid my resume so that it *sold* me
and asked myers-briggs if,
as an ENTJ,
i should really be seeking gainful employment,
or if i should just rely on my rakish good looks
to pay the mortgage.

much to ponder