i fed the dogs the leftover from the fridge
instead of just throwing them away

i wasn't finished reading an article in the utne reader
while i was at PT, so i told my pt that i was taking it
home to finish it. that was in 2001. (kidding, it was a week ago)

i let the big dog drink from the toilet.
i figure if he doesn't care, why should i

i've lost the freakin' garage door opener
and i can't get the durn thing to close

i've eaten 4 krispy kreme donuts in an hour
i feel like crap
yet, strangely wide-eyed
and hyper
with a tinge of a headache
compounded by my lack of integrity