Thanksgiving is about a lot of things....
but mainly it's about marathon viewings of
important reality television shows

one year i watched every Real World - San Francisco
(still the best one)
the next year was Road Rules
(who even knows what season)
and this year was about 18 hours of
Trading Spaces and Clean Sweep

so tonight in a fit of inspiration
i haven't seen since the carter administration
i primed the walls in the kitchen and living room

i believe i'm now
...ready for some FOOTBALL