well...it has come down from above
that i am not going to be considered
for the annual fund job at plymouth state
because i don't meet the minimum qualifications

and the fact that i'm currently doing the job
and exceeded the goals
and expectations
means nothing

but hey, good luck & thanks for all your hard work.

i'll be at home looking for jobs
if anybody needs me
oh wait...there aren't any jobs here

good thing i have my rakish good looks