I love Maria on the Apprentice
and no, we are not going to discuss
the fact that I’m even watching the Apprentice

let’s just talk about Maria, shall we?

Why is she so striking?
I love her hair.
Stark. Singular. Salient.
She is one of the very few women
who looks stunning with such short hair.

If I cut my hair like that
I’d just look like a dyke with a crew cut…
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Her clothes…meh..a bit spangly...

And Ivana grew up in Arkansas & lives in Boston.
Discuss.