Tuesday, May 18, 2004
i currently weigh 125 lbs.
that's 8 lbs less than i weighed in 9th grade.
it's crazy.
i also need golf clubs
or at least the ability to look like i play golf
because anyone who has actually watched me swing
knows i need more help than just a new set of clubs
and yes, i know i didn't write about the chocolate
but then again
i might need to taste it a couple more times to make sure
i've got everything correct
3 Comments:
Go to E-bay or play it again sports for the Golf Clubs. Then let's pick a day to play.
ok. start a new diet book miss 125 lbs. these secrets you know must be documented! is it the bourbon?
I once read a book where the author proved mathematically that he could drink scotch and soda all day and lose weight given the energy he'd have to expend to get the drink up to body temperature. Maybe it's something like that?
And if the scotch doesn't work, my boss is putting together something on an all-cake diet. She loves cake and probably weighs less than my right leg.
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