here is my tale...believe it...or not

friday i had a noon appointment that cancelled
so i called this guy that i'd had an appointment with
on tuesday to see if he wanted coffee
he said he was about to have lunch
so i said...great...why don't we have lunch

he is the nicest guy
we had a fun lunch.
giggled, snorted, talked about curling
(we'll come back to that...)

end of the meal
i'm thinking i'm going to do the
*let's go sign those contracts*
when he grabs my shoulders
and kisses me

and my only thought was,
*holy bat guts...not only are you
barking up the wrong tree...
but you're in the wrong forrest*

and i never did get those contracts signed.
damn, the things i do for my job