it's a dark and stormy day in the bourbon world
as 19,000 barrels of jim bean bourbon were lost in a warehouse fire.
no one was injured, except my liver did give a jump
just so we all have an idea how much 19,000 barrels of booze is
well, it's over a million gallons
and yet..this is the kicker..it represents LESS THAN 2% of jim beans bourbon

i just wonder which bourbons it was
but perhaps i don't want to know
i may need a moment
i'm thinking of sending flowers

i thank you
and my liver thanks you