2 things.

1) guys. why do you adjust yourselves when you talk to me? do you think i don't notice? do you think if you maintain eye contact i cannot see your hand on your crotch? and don't tell me about itching, or uncomfortable-ness, or any of that, because if you've never inserted a tampon, i don't want to hear about uncomfortable. i don't play with my intersection while we are conversing, i fully expect you to do the same.

2) why are the people at Mamma Maria so cranky? I am supposed to go there for dinner and frankly, I'm no longer in the mood. perhaps i'll just get a cannoli and modern pastry and fall into a sugar stupor.