let's talk about women
and pooping at work.

if you are a woman, you know exactly what i'm talking about
for you fella's good freakin' luck
women don't like to poop in public
there is a very interesting dance that goes on when there is more than one stall in the bathroom at work
trying to guage when a good time to go and do your business (as they say in the dog world)
you want to go in and be undisturbed
because god forbid someone come in while in mid-dump

when you first get to work is tough, because everyone is trying to check their make-up
or do a quick pee after their commute
you can't go around 10am when that first cup of coffee hits your co-workers
and never before lunch, everyone and their sister are in the bathroom getting ready to go
lunch itself is uncertain
after lunch, everyone is back and the bathroom is full of people coming in and out
mid afternoon can be a good time, but by then it's usually too late to complete your morning consititution

frankly, i think they should make all women's bathroom's private
and perhaps install really loud music so no one can hear what's going on inside.