another monday down.
i need to go to the library.
badly.
i haven't been eating right.
and there's been no goat cheese to brighten up my day.
whatever is a girl to do?

oh, and don't even mention that thong underwear to me again.
i swear, after the first time
it just got more uncomfortable
i don't care what the perky girls are tellin' ya
the wedgie comes
and the wedgie stays.
and when it's hot
the wedgie sticks.

hhrrrmmmpph.