my god..it's actually too hot to blog
i think my computer keyboard has melted.
i can't seem to type the letter

and there you have it.

i'm going out to find me a nice bourbon glass
and fill it with ice
and a soothing amount of amber liquid
and, if i'm lucky, run a lemon rind around the lip of the glass
just to be sassy.
and then i won't care if it's hot inside
or the glass melts
or whether or not there ever were weapons of mass destruction anywhere in iraq after the 1990's.

sigh.