7 AM - thong alert. it's on. and i'm feelin' fly.
8 AM - first hour not too bad. although walking was an adventure. i may need to go have a smoke.
9 AM - bathroom trip ok but still feel like i'm not wearing underwear. also, got my first readers response to the thong episode. you read me...you really read me (best said while clutching an oscar statue and delivered in a sally field voice)
10 AM - one forgets about the wedgie after a while.
2 PM - still going strong
7:05 PM - red sox game. feel like the whole world is my friend. although, that could just be the 2 beers
8 PM, 8:15 PM, 8:45 PM, etc. - more bathroom trips....at fenway mind you...i'm not old enough to be here
11 PM - first day complete. thong folded nicely into an origami swan and place in laundry basket. i'm sold. let's hope victoria's secret still has my size. mind the stampede.